en-us If there ever were a movie about competitive head nailing, this would be it. ]]> Al Pacino is YouTube. Robert De Niro is Craigslist. Let the battle for bandwidth begin. ]]> That nine-minute Scientology video sure made Tom Cruise seem crazy. And now he's ready to sing about it. ]]> He may be a born survivor. He may even be able to eat his own crap. But now Beer Goggles must endure the harshest climate yet. ]]> Buddy's got a very special guest stopping by this holiday season: Mrs. Santa Claus! ]]> DC Lugi]]> Breaking news! Osama bin Laden has released a special Thanksgiving video message.]]> Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are related? Hmm. Who else might toe the family line with the Vice Penguin-In-Chief? ]]> Exclusive! In this one-of-a-kind interview, the newly outed Albus Dumbledore explains his wizardly gayness.]]> DCLugi has a novel idea for a reality show. It involves a healthy white baby, Regis Philbin and a stuffed animal.]]> Exclusive! A new audio clip has surfaced that reveals veteran comedian Jerry Lewis had something to do with O.J. Simpson's recent robbery fiasco.]]> Even a right-winger would agree: this reality TV show should have been aborted. Get a behind-the-scenes look at the most childishly stupid production of our time, Kinder Nation. ]]> In a rare speech on American bathroom etiquette, President Bush disavows any misconceptions we may have about some recent senatorial public displays. ]]> Terry and his gift. Where did it all begin.]]> The iPhone has revolutionized our lives. And for that, DCLugi owes it a song. And a sandwich. ]]> Do you know this man yet? Does anybody? Would you help Dave Coyne out if he were holding a cardboard sign on the side of the road? ]]> We're so excited we could just strangle a Muggle: the new Harry Potter movie's almost out, and it's supposed to be the most adult one yet. Maybe that's because of Daniel Radcliffe's newfound penchant for nudity.]]> Now that DCLugi TV is on the air, let's hope he refilled his Ritalin prescription. This one-man comedy machine is responsible for more characters than a typewriter!]]> A pissing contest.]]> Excited about the forthcoming "Transformers" motion picture? Well, you're not the only one! Watch DCLugi hype himself up for this summer's biggest blockbuster.]]> He may not have gotten the news yet about Paris%u2019 return to prison. But we still believe this is one heartfelt message from California inmate #35466-478.]]> What are the odds of getting even with plants? In this special screening, Terry the Plant Psychic shows off his video homage to "Ocean's Thirteen." Steven Soderbergh is not impressed.]]> Welcome to the premiere episode of DCLugi TV. Just like the spot-on impressions that have already made him an Internet celebrity, Dave Coyne's new show is all about the schizophrenic variety. And him.]]> Just because plants don't have mouths or any discernable language doesn't mean they can't communicate. Let the Plant Psychic guide you through their secret world. ]]> Grass, bushes, flowers and trees: they all talk to the Plant Psychic. And according to him, they all have dreams of being more than just plant life. ]]> Sure, he can chat with ferns and whatnot, but did you know the Plant Psychic could also hold conversations with famous people? Introducing the premiere episode of Terry's very own talk show! Special guest: Martin Scorsese. ]]> Prepare to be impressed! You've never seen this many spot-on celebrity impressions in such a short period of time. ]]> Two guys. White background. Smug talk about computers. Sound familiar? With bonus bloopers!]]> All he wants is to make a reservation at an authentic Italian restaurant for himself and his friends... while channeling Joe Pesci and being abusive.]]> Unbelievable footage captured by DCLugi in his own apartment. Luckily, he was armed.]]> What does Christopher Walken's Mother think about Google buying YouTube? Only DCLugi knows for sure.]]> Want to know who the real DCLugi is? Find out in this exclusive interview from The Nitty Gritty with Roger Kipling.]]> He calls it cyber-busking. It also appears to be a clever appeal to visit his Web site-complete with advice on avoiding rhino circumcision. ]]> What happens when two advertising icons from a well-known car insurance company come together? Find out here!]]> A special message from actor Kevin Spacey about his role as Lex Luther in "Superman Returns." ]]> The truth about DCLugi is revealed! He's really a… um… well, we can't tell. You'll just have to watch the video.]]> It's always such a treat when Jack Nicholson and Christopher Walken dine together. But which Hollywood heavyweight pays when the check comes?]]> Once upon a time, DC made a music video parody called "Someone Tell Sam Jackson He's My Bro." It got a lot of views on YouTube, and a lot of comments. This is Mr. Lugi's dramatic interpretation of those fine remarks.]]>