en-us There's big trouble on the message boards. And only the former "King of the Internet" can help. Human Giant's Aziz Ansari guest stars. ]]> Hold on to the handrails, because this moving staircase is headed straight into your worst nightmare.]]> Sharing your apartment with an American Gladiator can get awkward sometimes. And kind of violent in a fake way. Luckily, there’s plenty of padding.]]> There will be greed. There will be vengeance. There may even be some salsa and sour cream involved, too.]]> Trying to bootleg the most virally hyped monster movie ever is a big no-no. And we have the sketchy video footage retrieved at the "incident site" to prove it.]]> Tune in for this Subconscious Channel exclusive: Eric Appel gets diagnosed with a scary affliction known as Thriller Eyes! ]]> Suicide prevention AND horny girls waiting to talk to you!]]> Tonight on the Subconscious Channel: One man is a real doctor. The other just plays one on TV. But you'll be surprised which one answers the call of "Hey Doctor!"]]> Deep inside Eric Appel's bowels, a dramatic struggle is taking place. Management and labor are butting heads over whether they should let 'er rip… at the Fart Factory!]]> smooth talking vampire tries to buy blood from a blood bank.]]> Jeff Coorwin's Discount Tires is the ONLY haunted tire store in the tri-county area!]]> Please, don't bring your children to "McGranigan's."]]> Stay up tonight with the Subconscious Channel: the literal brains behind the network-Eric Appel-hosts the show, Late Night Repressed Memories. Guests include Eric's 4th grade book report and the Spin Doctors!]]>