en-us Jay Johnston explains how to solve those little problems that arise when shopping with your girlfriend. ]]> So, you're a Good Samaritan. Want to become an even better one? Watch this step-by-step guide on feeding the less houseful. ]]> Jay gets some good advice from some good friends on how to moan in ecstasy. ]]> Jay gets a lot action being on the Sarah Silverman Program and all. But he needs a little tutoring on what to do after he gets the ladies home from the party.]]> Der Snuz Bruders are back and inst kolor! And it's hot out and they need a fan! What's German for "stat," anyway? ]]> God forbid you should ever need this lesson. But watch it anyway–just in case someone declares "jihad" on you later.]]> Being on The Sarah Silverman Program has toughened Jay Johnston up. Or maybe he's in love. Either way, he kind of looks like he enjoys getting smacked around.]]> Don't you wish life came with an instruction manual? Luckily, Jay Johnston has come up with some good guidelines, like this one about what to do when you're asked to take a drug test for work.]]> Achtung! It is very, very important that Schnitt and Winkel get their fresh cow juice to drink every day. Otherwise, the Snuz Brothers fight like a couple of angry fascists. Talk about lactose intolerance!]]> You know what the Germans always say: "Brüder vor Huren." Roughly translated, that's "Bro's before hoes." It's just too bad Schnitt and Winkel Snüz can't even stop smacking each other long enough to get ready for their big dates.]]> In this life lesson, Jay coaches you through some surefire ways to jumpstart your potential lovely lady's libido. Here's a hint: grab her attention, not her boob.]]>