en-us Everybody's doing it! Why not you, also? Let Dale teach you how to become a master of the Internet in this affordable three-part video series.]]> Listen up, gamers. Put down the controller for two goddamn seconds and heed the advice of this…um… dope new track. ]]> Jonah realizes that when watching NICK JRs YO GABBA GABBA alone...is pretty fucking lonely.]]> Jonah encounters the worst of all types of hecklers....a fat one.]]> Jonah Ray tries out some funny "office pranks" at the Super Deluxe yuck-yuck factory.]]> Talk about falling off. Now that he's dropped the whole "freeloading" shtick, Jonah's resorted to outright thieving from people.]]> Bad times on the road for the STILL BORN IN THE USA tour.

nick maritato tells you why.]]> The buck's been passed long enough! This is the final episode of Jonah's helpful guide to grifting. And it ends like all good things should: in bloody murder and computerized chaos. ]]> Jonah Ray sings about the inevitable zombie invasion and how to prepare for it with a trip to the home depot in this animated music video! Directed by marc stevens.]]> Jonah ray dedicates a song to YOU! the viewer. Helping him this time around is Knocked Up's CHARLYNE YI!!!!!]]> Jonah ray prepares for an Audition for James Woods hit show SHARK! Jason Woliner & Aziz ANSARI from Mtvs Human Giant Help him out.]]> What's the worst thing about traveling (besides having to talk to strange, ugly people in foreign places)? Paying for it, silly! That's why Jonah's here to help whisk you away from ever shelling out for a bus ticket again. ]]> Jonah Ray's innagural televised stand up appearance. on an unnamed center for comedy channel.]]> Tay Zonday (writer of chocolate rain) joins jonah on his latest vlog.]]> Don't just read comedy video descriptions on the Internet. Use the Web to get laid, just like Jonah! This "indie-rocker schlub" will show you how to finagle your way into any hottie's Top 8… without giving up your credit card number. ]]> Annie Hardy of Giant Drag hijacks jonah's blog...because as she says...its totally lame and it totally sucks.]]> Jonah ray just has to talk about one of the most hilarious pranks ever.]]> jonah ray learns new things on the phone and eric appel helps him celebrate.]]> Jonah makes a vlog with the help of his friend mikes computer....and with mike.]]> Clothes. We all have to wear them. But we don't all have to shell out our own hard-earned money to keep them clean. Sit and spin-cycle while Jonah shows you how to turn your dirty laundry into fresh-smelling, freeloading gold. ]]> Want free schwag at South by Southwest? Take Jonah's advice: let the people know you're a somebody-even though you're pretty much a nobody. Hard & Phirm represent!]]> Getting into sold-out shows in Austin during SxSW can be daunting-even for Internet celebrities like Jonah Ray. Fortunately, Jonah's well connected with the comedy elite. They even ask him for his phone number before they blow him off.]]> Freeloading takes a little work sometimes. So, if Jonah has to humble himself by passing out schwag at South by Southwest, so be it.]]> I scream. You scream. Jonah screams, "Let me into the club!" at South by Southwest. Oh well. At least there's free ice cream.]]> The most important rule of freeloading at South by Southwest: never give up. Rejoice with Jonah as he finally gains entrance to the club, thanks to Brian Posehn. ]]> Super Deluxe Promo]]> Super Deluxe Promo]]> Super Deluxe Promo]]> Waking up is hard to do, especially after a long night of drinking and mooching. But there's no reason to stop grifting just because you're hung over. Jonah's here to show us all how to do brunch-hold the dinero. ]]> Jonah Rays musical tribute to the three greatest extreme sports movies of all time.]]> Get your drink on - for free! Jonah Ray serves up some stiff shots of wisdom about how to get plastered on everyone else's dime. ]]>