en-us He's a one robot-killing machine, and he's taking questions. Presenting the one and only, Rambot. ]]> In the first installment of this moving documentary, a band of robot brothers recall what happened on D-Day. Dragon Day, that is. ]]> All the film-buff robots are lining up for the biggest robot movie premiere of the year.]]> Hey, young robots! Keep safe from dragon stomping with this informative safety video.]]> The Hard Lessons "12345678" off of B & G sides volume 3. Download all of the B & G sides series for free on www.thehardlessons.com]]> Even robots have to do time—and other unspeakable things—in the big house. ]]> Operation: Have Sex With Female Robots is a go. Unless, of course, this rag-tag group of 'bot soldiers gets stomped on by dragons first. ]]> This just in: Robots have 24-hour news channels that are just as sensationalistic and vacuous as their human counterparts. ]]> Two fetal pigs. One missing bicycle. Please dissect. ]]> The big robot election is right around the corner. And nothing is more democratic than a televised debate amongst mechanized idiots. ]]> It's the sports event of the year. For automatons. And they like sitting through endless days of pre-game dribble as much as humans.]]> Quack! has a record label as well; we'll be adding some music videos to sauce up your deluxe experience. This first installment is from Child Bite. Try to spot which mammal in the video has the biggest Schlong to Rest-of-Body ratio.]]> Robots have a need to congregate in large, dark rooms and be "entertained" by crappy moving pictures being projected on a wall too. ]]> Think you're the only one who has a crappy Thanksgiving? Take heart: robots have dysfunctional holidays, too. ]]> What's scarier than getting stomped on by dragons? Five words: f**king crazy brain-eating zombies. ]]> One of the greatest things about being a young bot is roughing it at camp during summers. And subsequently, getting crushed by dragons.]]> Forget Halo 3, check out the loudest game of all time: Dragon War 3: The Deafening! Are you ready? Oh yeah!]]> Or "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Getting Stomped On By Dragons." In an undisclosed location, the robot military's top brass meet to discuss strategery.]]> Fears over being stomped on have whipped up a dragon scare among the robots. And now every mechanized idiot is coming under the suspicion.]]> New series coming this Fall.]]> Dragons have the size. But robots have the know-how. And they sure know how to make some worthless weapons.]]> Just like sailors, robots take shore leave sometimes. And just like sailors, they crave body shots, anonymous sex and Broadway shows!]]> Getting robots to voluntarily fight dragons isn't easy. They have to be scared, shamed and otherwise exploited into service by a crass recruitment campaign ... just like us humans. ]]> No subject is off limits for discussion when you're in a foxhole-even when you're a robot. And especially when you don't know what sex is, but want to have it with the dragons you're at war with. ]]> Even robots need some R&R from fighting dragons all the time. For instance, they enjoy putting on talent shows. And being mercilessly heckled by cyborgs. ]]> Robot recruits, fall in! It's time to go through boot camp. Because before an automated army of idiots can take on the giant dragons, they have to be trained not to screw up.]]> Robots need doctors, too. And, just like your pediatrician, some of them are missing genitals. You'll see how a medical tent functioned back in the ancient days of robots, and learn why women who naturally vibrate should not be trusted.]]> Back in the prehistoric days, dragons and robots battled for control of planet Earth. Legend also has it that the robots were inadequately tiny and disorganized. And virgins. And got stepped on a lot by the dragons. ]]>