en-us The soon-to-be-popular myth of Baby Cakes begins here. In his very first diary entry, Baby Cakes introduces us to his wizard father, his role-playing friends and expounds on what it's like to be a man-child still living at home. Download the MP3s! 1 2 3]]> Next time a barista asks you "Grande or Venti," do as Baby Cakes does and ask them right back: do you believe in God babies? Or magic spells? Or nothingness? ]]> Listen up, gamers. Put down the controller for two goddamn seconds and heed the advice of this…um… dope new track. ]]> Ready to embed yourself in some real freedom loving? Mount up for a position that will get the "mission accomplished" every time. ]]> The fruit of your lover's loins is just a headstand away with this delicious position.]]> Time to psychologically evaluate your group sex life. Assume this position with a couple of close friends to create the most unrepressed inkblot ever! ]]>