en-us Journaling is going really well for Maria. Turns out she enjoys writing about chopping up her family. Now if only everybody else did.]]> It's not just for polka anymore. Line up all the boys in the band to play this squeezebox of a position. ]]> If you're late for a hot double date, you'd better have a good excuse-like Frank's. It involves explaining to the Professor Brothers' boss, the Dean, why there are two soiled condoms lying in the backseat of his car. ]]> Who says the Bible is boring? Our favorite scriptural scribbler, Brad Neely, breathes new life into the Sodom and G-town yarn, complete with sexy angels, ca-ca eating and lots of things that'll send you to straight to Hell.]]>