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Children's Guide To American History, Act II
Children's Guide To American History, Act II
It's the Super Deluxe series finale, and history is made as the clever little students of the derisive Guide continue their impertinent play about USA's glorious past, from the Civil War to an ominous historical cliffhanger. Class dismissed...
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Episode: 13
Views: 5,569
Added: 08/06/2008 9:09 AM
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Children's Guide to Terrorism
Children's Guide to Terrorism
Scared? You should be. The Guide explains why we have to take our shoes off at airports. Be advised, the threat level has just been raised from "Elevated" to "Ironic."
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Episode: 12
Views: 2,857
Added: 07/30/2008 9:10 AM
Children's Guide to Social Classes
Children's Guide to Social Classes
Have you ever wondered why our society puts the relatively talented and moderately important up on pedestals only so we can delight in pulling them back down and tearing them to shreds? Well, the answer may be near as the Children's Guide class learns the highs and lows of our social class structure.
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Episode: 11
Views: 3,374
Added: 07/23/2008 9:19 AM
Children's Guide To Animal Rights
Children's Guide To Animal Rights
This week, the controversial Guide slaughters our modern notions of inhumanity and animal rights. Not since reading Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" have we craved processed meat more!
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Episode: 10
Views: 4,268
Added: 07/16/2008 11:34 AM
Children’s Guide To Immigration
Children’s Guide To Immigration
There’s a billion-dollar wall protecting USA’s southern border from Mexico. We’re taught that fences make good neighbors, but kids still want to know more. In this week’s lesson, the Guide crosses the border into controversy and tackles immigrants.
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Episode: 9
Views: 4,127
Added: 07/09/2008 8:46 AM
Children's Guide To American History, Act I
Children's Guide To American History, Act I
Oh, say can you see the first act in a charming little play put on by the Guide's adorably precocious students about the history of the United States, from the invasion of the pilgrims to the forging of the Declaration of Independence.
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Episode: 8
Views: 6,082
Added: 07/03/2008 9:22 AM
Children’s Guide To Death
Children’s Guide To Death
Funerals are solemn, dignified events. Unless, of course, one of your playmates happens to have Touretts’s Syndrome. Regardless, Lie down and find peace as the ever-irreverent Guide digs into death.
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Episode: 7
Views: 5,886
Added: 06/18/2008 9:30 AM
Children's Guide To Politics
Children's Guide To Politics
Gather 'round and pay attention as the Guide explains the recent development in the race to be the 2008 Democratic candidate.
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Episode: 6
Views: 8,206
Added: 06/11/2008 9:28 AM
Children's Guide to Evolution
Children's Guide to Evolution
Naturally, we selected this lesson for the more adaptable members of our audience. So, youngsters, come down from the trees and watch as the Guide deconstructs Darwinism.
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Episode: 5
Views: 7,421
Added: 06/04/2008 8:39 AM
Children’s Guide to Censorship
Children’s Guide to Censorship
The lessons continue as the Children’s Guide gets us up to speed on the suppression of filth and freedom.
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Episode: 4
Views: 8,037
Added: 05/28/2008 9:18 AM