en-us The buck's been passed long enough! This is the final episode of Jonah's helpful guide to grifting. And it ends like all good things should: in bloody murder and computerized chaos. ]]> What's the worst thing about traveling (besides having to talk to strange, ugly people in foreign places)? Paying for it, silly! That's why Jonah's here to help whisk you away from ever shelling out for a bus ticket again. ]]> Don't just read comedy video descriptions on the Internet. Use the Web to get laid, just like Jonah! This "indie-rocker schlub" will show you how to finagle your way into any hottie's Top 8… without giving up your credit card number. ]]> Clothes. We all have to wear them. But we don't all have to shell out our own hard-earned money to keep them clean. Sit and spin-cycle while Jonah shows you how to turn your dirty laundry into fresh-smelling, freeloading gold. ]]> Waking up is hard to do, especially after a long night of drinking and mooching. But there's no reason to stop grifting just because you're hung over. Jonah's here to show us all how to do brunch-hold the dinero. ]]> Get your drink on - for free! Jonah Ray serves up some stiff shots of wisdom about how to get plastered on everyone else's dime. ]]>