en-us Need to know what's going on in the world this week? Let Blitzer Van Sustran and his masculine beard be your guides. ]]> Were you an architect of the Iraq War? Did you have an insipid celebrity speak at your college graduation? Well, then you might not need this week's episode of KLN. But the rest of us are just thrilled to see Blitzer's informative spin on the past week's current events.]]> What was the most important story of the week: Tornadoes in America? The war in Iraq? Of course not! It's all about Paris... Hilton, that is. Find out what else happened this past week in this latest installment of Kinda Like News. ]]> Do you suspect your husband is gay? Watch this segment on Dina McGreevey, the former wife of the outed NJ Governor and compare red flags. Exclusively only on Kinda Like News!]]> What a week it's been! Good thing Kinda Like News is here to wrap up the highlights and low points of the past seven days. Plus, it's recyclable! ]]> Ever wanted to ask a dead celebrity for financial advice? Here's your chance! In this brand-new edition of Kinda Like News, you can do just that! That, and get all of the week's biggest headlines condensed to under three minutes!]]> What a week it's been for everyone from Larry Birkhead to Don Imus... not to mention the term, "nappy-headed hos." In case you missed all that, Kinda Like News is here to take you on a weekly rewind of the major events that shaped our morbidly-obese lives.]]> What do Nancy Pelosi, Barry Manilow and a pony have in common? They're all subject to mockery on our weekly report, Kinda Like News. Sit back, relax, and let Blitzer Van Sustran explain it all.]]> Want to know what's going on in the world? Forget the dinosaurs at that other news network, all you need to know is on Kinda Like News. Complete with elaborate graphics and sound effects. ]]> Need to know the 411, but you're short on time? Find out everything that happened this past week in the realms politics and pop culture on Kinda Like News. How can they do it in under two minutes? Watch and find out. ]]>